Chuckle of the Issue: Anchors Aweigh

A naval student was being questioned by an old sea captain.

“Son, what would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on starboard?”

“Throw out an anchor, sir.”

“Well, what would you do if another storm sprang up aft?”

“Throw out another anchor, sir.”

“And if another storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?”

“Throw out another anchor.”

“Really?” said the Captain. “And just where are you getting all your anchors?”

“Sir, from the same place you’re getting your storms.”
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