Chuckle of the Issue: Auction

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on several items, and then the auctioneer brought out a large parrot.

The man really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, getting outbid, and he bid higher and higher.

Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid — the parrot was his!

As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the auctioneer, “I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can’t talk!”

“Don’t worry,” said the auctioneer, “He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?”