Chuckle of the Issue: Dollar Bills

There was two old dollar bills. One was a $100 dollar bill and the other was a $1 dollar bill.

The $100 dollar bill said, “I’ve lived a good life. I’ve been to the amusement park, the theater, the zoo and baseball games.”

“Wow,” said the $1 dollar bill. “You sure have had a good life.”

“Where have you been?” asked the $100 dollar bill.

The $1 dollar bill replied, “Oh, I’ve mostly been to church.”

 

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