A pregnant woman was involved in a car accident and at the hospital she fell into a coma. When she awoke days later, she immediately saw that she was no longer pregnant, and asked, “Doctor, what happened to my baby!”
The doctor replied, “Calm down, everything is fine. Ma’am, you’ve had twins! You’re the proud mother of a healthy baby boy and baby girl.”
The doctor continued, “Also, you should know that while you were in a coma, your brother named the children for you.”
“Oh, no!” shrieked the woman. “Not my brother! He’s such a joker, if you know what I mean. What names did he give them?”
“Well, ma’am, your brother named your daughter Denise,” said the doctor.
“Oh, that’s no so bad,” smiled the woman, relieved. Then, hesitantly, she asked, “What did he name my boy?”
The doctor grinned and said, “Denephew.”