Chuckle of the Issue: Heaven

Two Christians have lived well and healthy lives. Then, in an unexpected accident, they die together and go to heaven.

As they are walking along, marveling at the paradise around them, one turns to the other and says “Wow. I never imagined heaven was going to be as amazingly good as this! It is beyond my dreams!”

“Yeah”, says the other. “And just think, if we hadn’t eaten all that oat bran we could have come here ten years sooner.”

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Kay Whatley serves as Editor and Reporter with The Grey Area News. Kay is a published author with over 20 years of experience in the publishing industry. Kay Whatley is wife to Frank Whatley, founder of The Grey Area™ newspaper and The Grey Area News online news website.