Two Christians have lived well and healthy lives. Then, in an unexpected accident, they die together and go to heaven.
As they are walking along, marveling at the paradise around them, one turns to the other and says “Wow. I never imagined heaven was going to be as amazingly good as this! It is beyond my dreams!”
“Yeah”, says the other. “And just think, if we hadn’t eaten all that oat bran we could have come here ten years sooner.”
