Chuckle of the Issue: Pregnant Pause

A couple take their first prenatal class. The husband is told to wear a bag of sand to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stands up, saying, “This doesn’t feel so bad.”

The instructor drops a pen and asks the husband to pick it up. “You want me to pick up the pen the way my wife would do it?” asks the husband.

“Exactly,” replies the instructor.

The husband turns to his wife and says, “Honey, pick up that pen for me.”