Harry walked over to the minister after services. The minister asked, “Where have you been the past few weeks?”
“You know Father, I am really stuck in a quandary,” Harry said. “I would like to attend church regularly, but it’s football season, and I don’t want to miss the games. Besides, it’s only for a few months.”
“Oh Harry,” said the Priest putting his arm around Harry, “Don’t you know? That’s what recorders are for.”
Harry’s face lit up “You mean I could record your sermons?