While sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Patrick remarked to a fellow club member, “I’m not going to play golf with Jim anymore. He cheats!”
“Why do you say that?” asked his friend.
“Well, he found his lost ball 2 feet from the green,” replied Patrick gruffly.
“That’s entirely possible”, commented his friend.
Patrick snorted, “Not when I had his golf ball in my pocket.”