Chuckle of the Issue: Hearing Test

A man was talking to the family doctor. He said, “Doc, I think my wife is going deaf.”

The doctor replied, “Well, we can do some testing. But here’s something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn’t answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating until she answers. Then you’ll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is.”

The man goes home and decides to try this test. He walks in the kitchen door and asks, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

No response. He he moves into the kitchen, closer to his wife. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Still no answer. He steps closer and asks again, repeating until he’s standing just behind her. He asks, “What’s for dinner, sweetheart?”

She answers, “For the fifth time, we’re having chicken!”

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Kay Whatley serves as Editor and Reporter with The Grey Area News. Kay is a published author with over 20 years of experience in the publishing industry. Kay Whatley is wife to Frank Whatley, founder of The Grey Area™ newspaper and The Grey Area News online news website.