John had an awful day fishing on the lake. He sat in the blazing sun all day without catching any fish.
On his way home, he stopped at the fish market and ordered four catfish. He told the salesman, “Pick four big ones out and throw them at me, please.”
“Why do you want me to throw them at you?” the sales person asked.
John smirked and said, “Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them.”
“Okay,” said the sales person “But I suggest you take the rainbow trout instead.”
“Why is that?” John asked.
The sales person smiled, “Because your wife came by earlier today and said that if you came in, I should tell you to take trout. That’s what she’d like for supper.”