An eighty-year-old man was out fishing one day when he heard a voice. He looked, but no one was around.
After a few minutes, he heard something again, “Psst. Psst, hey you.”
The man looked around and saw a frog peeking up out of the water. The man said, “Are you talking to me?”
The frog responded, “Yeah, pick me up.”
So the man picked the frog up, and it tells him, “Now kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.”
The man proceeded to put the frog in his coat pocket.
Pretty soon the man hears the frogs muffled voice again. He reaches into his pocket and retrieves the frog.
“Hey, didn’t you hear me?” said the frog. “I said kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen!”
“No thanks,” said the man, “At my age I would rather have a talking frog.”