The new golfer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit the ball into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into the woods on the other side.
Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit the ball into a sand trap.
All the while, he’d noticed that the club professional had been watching him.
“What club should I use now?” the new golfer asked the pro.
“I don’t know,” the pro replied. “What game are you playing?”
